Kids say the dangdest things to God 

FERVENT WISHES, SUGGESTIONS & COMPLAINTS

If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. - Raphael

My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. - Danny

Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. - Peter

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam

APPROVALS, CONFIDENCES & THANKS

You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean

I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. - Ruth M.

I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliott

I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan

Of all the people who work for you I like Peter and John the best. - Rob

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. - Marsha

If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. - Mickey D.

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Love, Chris

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. - Sincerely, Donna

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God. - Charles

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool. - Eugene

I don't ever feel alone since I found out about you. - Nora

In Sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? - Jane

I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Alison

Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? - Lucy

Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? - Anita

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now? - Jane

Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil

What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything. - Jane

Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla

FERVENT WISHES, SUGGESTIONS & COMPLAINTS

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. - Your friend, but I am not going to tell you who I am

Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom L.