Lessons Learned - Part 1
- A woman needs only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
- Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying "Thank you" though it helps if you say it with a Southern accent.
- Some people are working backstage, some are playing in the orchestra, some are on-stage singing, some are in the audience as critics, some are there to applaud. Know who and where you are.
- You can either control your attitude or let it control you.
- You have the right to become angry, but never the right to be cruel.
- Others do not have the power to make you angry, you let them.
- Consider the opinions of others, but never live by them.
- Never give yourself a haircut on a Saturday night.
- When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
- Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.
- Good sex should involve laughter. Because it's, you know, funny.
- The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right.”
- Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
- You are different... just like everyone else!
- Money is a lousy way of keeping score.
- When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
- Never marry a man you meet in a bar.
- If he says that you are too good for him, believe it.
- True friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same for true love.
- People who ridicule their spouse are not nice people.