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Gettin' Routey

Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph.  He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.  Approaching he car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.  

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand.  I was going the exact speed limit.  What seems to be the problem?" the trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. 

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.  "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK?  "These women seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer.

We just got off Route 127."


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