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Blinded by the right

A man leaves work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squanders the weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys.

When he finally gets home on Sunday night, his wife greets him in a rage. 

"How would you like it if I just went off and you didn't see me for a couple of days?" she asks.

Fed up with being berated, the man says, "That would suit me just fine."

On Monday the man doesn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday go by, and he still doesn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling goes down a bit and he can see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye.


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