Roger's advice - on growing older!
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
your age and start bragging about it.
Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not
me, I want
people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a
long way and
some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back
youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either
Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting
to the top.
Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about
aging is that
it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the
Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is
Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with
sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally, If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't
have anything to laugh at when you are old.