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Like "Fish"... only
with a wedgie!
Well, you found it! I told
those fellows in the web department that you would never see the 8
point click. But you did it anyway. And if you don't think
I'm happy about it, check out my face. Nope, that's joy, not
pain. You see, I am terribly old and since I got that way,
you just can't tell the difference unless you have your sound up.
Yep... That's me!
Whittimer G. Willikers. You can
call me Whitt, you can call me G, or you can call me Willie.
Just not Whitt Willie, cuz I hate that one.
"So", you ask...
"what's it like to be you, G?" Well the first
thing I can tell you is that I'm old... real old! Beyond
that, picture Fish (remember
the Barney Miller show?)
only with a really great wedgie and loving every minute of it.
That's what it's like to be me. And did I mention that I was
old? I mean really old?
You would think with a name like
mine I'd have to be funny wouldn't you. Well who
knows... I was supposed to be Al Gore but he was born too
late. Also, with a moniker
like mine, you either get a sense of humor or get the soup beat
out of you by the end of third grade. That's all they had
back then, just three grades so I was pretty educated by those
standards. I'm pretty old, you know. Come to think of
it, you'd think with a name like Al Gore, he'd be pretty funny
too, wouldn't you?
Now I'm new on board. First
time I've been new at anything in... well... Fibber was still
yucking it up with Molly. And I only got the job because
they figure that as old as I am, I'd have some wisdom to pass
along. That and I've got a really cool pair of glasses.
So what am I doing here?
Well, if you've been on the Internet long enough to get at least
one friend, you are probably getting those old sobby emails.
But every once in awhile, there are those that are really superb
ones. That's what we want here. Send 'em all this way
so we can share 'em and store 'em. Old or young, laughing is
healthy and without humor life is pretty boring. And real
wisdom should be shared.
So give me your best stuff only
keep it clean and smart. Email
me! You didn't expect that I was going to do all the
work did you? I'm pretty old you know.
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