Web Weary 

If you're wondering if you're putting in too much time online, you might look for some of these telltale signs:

-Your eyeglasses have a Web site burned on them.

-You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. 

-You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.

-You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap ... and your child in the overhead compartment.

-You dream in HTML.

-You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.

-Your pet has its own home page.

-You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Lycos.

-You have commandeered your teen-ager's phone line for the Net and even his friends know not to call on his line anymore.

-Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

-Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.