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Inspirational Thoughts of the Day

(Cute Sayings)

The early bird still has to eat worms.

The easiest way to find something lost is to buy a replacement.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

The more confidential the memo, the more likely it will be left in the copy machine.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

The new improved model always appears on the market just after you've bought the old model.

The next time the universe knocks on my door, I will pretend I am not home.

The only really good advice that I remember my mother ever gave me was,

"Go! You might meet somebody!"

The only way they can gain yardage is to run their game films backward.

The person who suggests spitting the bill evenly is always the person who ordered the most expensive items.

The shortest line is always the longest.

The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

You can tell how big people are by what it takes to discourage them.

Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.

 

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