Inspirational Thoughts of the
The early bird
still has to eat worms.
The easiest way
to find something lost is to buy a replacement.
people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just
make the best of everything.
confidential the memo, the more likely it will be left in the copy
The more people
I meet, the more I like my dog.
improved model always appears on the market just after you've
bought the old model.
The next time
the universe knocks on my door, I will pretend I am not home.
The only really
good advice that I remember my mother ever gave me was,
might meet somebody!"
The only way
they can gain yardage is to run their game films backward.
The person who
suggests spitting the bill evenly is always the person who ordered
the most expensive items.
line is always the longest.
The wages of
sin is death. Repent before payday.
The worst thing
about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
Thou shalt not
weigh more than thy refrigerator.
To err is
human, to moo bovine.
To make a long
story short, don't tell it.
sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue.
the fan will not be evenly distributed.
of look you were going for, you missed.
When you get to
your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
Why do overlook
and oversee mean opposite things?
Why do we wash
BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what
was the purpose of the bath?
Why is it that
whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the
table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why you don't
ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
You can give
without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
You can tell
how big people are by what it takes to discourage them.
Your worst days
are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And
your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of