Inspirational Thoughts of the
A mother can
touch a whole generation just by loving her own child well.
Age is a very
high price to pay for maturity.
faster through the mail than checks.
good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to
Courage is fear
that has said its prayers.
backward is REPAID. Think about it...
Did you hear
about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo."
Do not believe
in miracles...rely on them.
Do you know the
best way to heal dry, chapped lips? Stop moving them.
Does a clean
house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the
Don't like my
driving? Then quit watching me.
about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an
emergency. I think you should write "911"!
normal until you get to know them.
the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two
hours while millions of people who really need the exercise sit
action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
never? Is never good for you?
How come when
you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong
I photocopied a
mirror. Now I have an extra photocopy machine.
I signed up for
an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If
I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the
I used to have
a handle on life...but it broke off.
If a politician
ever ran for president under a slogan such as "Harlan Frubert:
Basically He Wants Attention," I would quit my job and work
for his campaign.
If at first you
don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool
If evolution is
true, why do mothers still only have one pair of hands?
If I worked as
much as others, I would do as little as they.
it weren't for stress, I'd have no energy at all.