Law enforcement has its problems.
The Los Angeles Police
Department, FBI, and CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The president decides to give them
a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them
try to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place
animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant
and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Then the FBI goes in. After two
weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in
it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit
had it coming.
Then the LAPD goes in. They come
out two hours later with a badly beaten porcupine. The porcupine
is yelling: "OK! OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"