Live and Learn
Consider the mystery
surrounding a lady who stumbles into a police station with a black
eye. She claims she heard a noise in her back yard and went to
investigate. The next thing she knows, she tells the desk
sergeant, she is hit in the eye and knocked out cold.
The sergeant dispatches
an officer to her house to investigate, and he returns an hour and
a half later -- with a black eye.
"Did you get hit by
the same person?" the sergeant asks.
"No," says the
patrolman. "I stepped on the same rake."
