Lessons Learned - Part 1
- A woman needs
only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it
should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
- Any and all
compliments can be handled by simply saying "Thank
you" though it helps if you say it with a Southern
- Some people
are working backstage, some are playing in the orchestra, some
are on-stage singing, some are in the audience as critics,
some are there to applaud. Know who and where you are.
- You can either
control your attitude or let it control you.
- You have the
right to become angry, but never the right to be cruel.
- Others do not
have the power to make you angry, you let them.
- Consider the
opinions of others, but never live by them.
- Never give
yourself a haircut on a Saturday night.
- When baking,
follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
- Never continue
dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.
- Good sex
should involve laughter. Because it's, you know, funny.
- The five most
essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I
apologize" and "You are right.”
- Everyone seems
normal until you get to know them.
- You are
different... just like everyone else!
- Money is a
lousy way of keeping score.
- When you make
a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow
while it's still warm.
- Never marry a
man you meet in a bar.
- If he says
that you are too good for him, believe it.
friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance.
The same for true love.
- People who ridicule
their spouse are not nice people.