Three men, one
German, one Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed
his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager. I have a microchip under
the skin of my arm."
few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he was finished he explained, "That was
my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the
sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet
paper hanging from his behind.
others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Texan finally
said---- "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a