Two old friends met one day after many
years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The
other had not attended college and never had much ambition.
The successful one said, "How has
everything been going with you?"
"Well, one day I opened the Bible at
random, and dropped my finger on a word and it was oil. So, I
invested in oil, and boy, did the oil wells gush.
Then another day I dropped my finger on
another word and it was gold. So, I invested in gold and those
mines really produced. Now, I'm as rich as Rockefeller."
The successful friend was so impressed
that he rushed to his hotel, grabbed a Gideon Bible, flipped it
open, and dropped his finger on a page.
He opened his eyes and his finger rested
on the words, "Chapter Eleven."
