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Cowboy Lessons

There's lots of good things to learn in this world, most of which can be learned from a Texan:

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:

When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

 

 

 

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