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Test Answers

Do the kids have the REAL answers... you decide:

-There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. 

-Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

-Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

-The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

-Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.

-Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.

-Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.

-A monsoon is a French gentleman.

-To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

-When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.

-For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

-Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

-One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

 

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